Get every job,
every time.
The AI Receptionist for UK Tradespeople
Retinal answers the calls you miss while you're on the tools. Job details land in your WhatsApp before you're off the ladder. No dashboards. No complicated setup. You just crack on.
Three steps. No app to open. No portal to log into.
You forward your number
- Retinal intercepts unanswered and busy calls
- Your existing number stays on your van and cards
- Nothing changes for your customers
- Takes about five minutes to set up — we do it for you
Retinal takes the details
- Speaks naturally, handles trade vocabulary
- Knows first-fix, RCD trips, Gas Safe, powerflush
- Gets the name, number, postcode, job type, urgency
- Never quotes a price by default — always: "I'll get him to call you back"
The job lands in your WhatsApp
- Structured message: name, location, job, urgency
- One tap to listen to the recording
- Call them back when you're off the ladder
- Done before you've even packed up your tools
The cost of a
missed call.
Real UK job values, realistic conversion rates. This isn't made up.
One job pays for itself. Sometimes even for two years.
| Scenario | Missed calls / week | Jobs recovered / monthat 40–50% conversion | Est. value / monthat £280 avg job | Retinal cost | Net gain |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Quieter week | 8 calls | ~3 jobs | ~£840 | £149 | £691 |
| Typical week | 10 calls | ~4 jobs | ~£1,120 | £149 | £971 |
| Busy week | 12 calls | ~5 jobs | ~£1,400 | £149 | £1,251 |
| Assumed | £280 avg job | 40–50% conversion | £1,120 | £149 | £971 |
What Retinal will and won't do
The job of a good office manager.
Takes calls professionally. Gets the right information. Sends you a lead. Stays out of your way. Knows your trade inside out.
- Answers unanswered and engaged calls
- Speaks naturally — no menus, no robots
- Takes name, number, postcode, job type, urgency
- Handles trade vocabulary correctly
- Sends a structured WhatsApp message every time
- Records every call for your review
- Works across plumbing, electrical, and gas
Where Retinal always steps back.
Retinal is a receptionist, not a salesperson or estimator. It knows its lane. You stay in charge of the decisions that matter.
- Quote a price unprompted — by default Retinal defers all pricing to you
- Confirm availability or book a date
- Make commitments on your behalf
- Discuss call-out charges
- Give technical advice or diagnose jobs
- Pretend it's a human if asked directly
Don't take our word for it. Hear Retinal handle a real call.
Three scenarios. Real calls, real results.
Customer calls about a boiler that's been losing pressure all week. Wants someone today if possible. Gas engineer in South London.
Emergency · PlumbingDeveloper calls about a first-fix bathroom on a new build in zone 4. Wants to book a site survey. Multiple bathrooms, long-running project.
Survey booking · PlumbingHomeowner's RCD keeps tripping — third time this week. Wants a Part P registered electrician. Worried about safety, not price-shopping.
Safety · Electrical£149 a month. No contracts. Cancel with 30 days' notice.
Common questions
- 150 minutes includedaround 100–150 calls per month
- Done-for-you setupdemo call, short form, live in 48 hours
- WhatsApp lead deliveryreal-time, every call
- Weekly QA reviewreal person checks your calls, every week
- Cancel30 days' notice, no exit fee
One-off setup fee: £99. Waived if you pay annually (£1,600/yr — saves £188 on the subscription, plus the £99 setup fee).
Live in 48 hours.
A quick call. A short form. Then you're done.
Book a demo call
A 20-minute call with us. We walk through how Retinal works for your trade, what you can customise, and whether it's the right fit. No hard sell — just an honest conversation.
We send your onboarding pack
Once you're signed up, we send a short onboarding form. You tell us your services, areas covered, anything specific you want the agent to mention — takes about five minutes.
We build and test your agent
We configure your agent from your brief, run it through a set of test calls, and send you three sample recordings to approve. You sign off before anything goes live.
You go live
We flip the call-forward on. Retinal starts answering. You start getting WhatsApp leads. That's it — nothing for you to touch.